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Anyone need a bottle opener? If so, PEC is your guy! His hands have been designed to open bottles, lids, and he holds little books very well.
What PEC lacks in leg speed, he makes up in sheer grip-strength. He is very careful shaking hands and especially holding his girlfriend's hand. If you're having a party...with lots of drinks in bottles...make sure to invite PEC. He'll be a hit...and that's our guarantee.